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Lost and found archive

April

04/07/06: The Field Guide to North American Hipsters, volumes one, two, and reader mail.
04/06/06: Don't click, there may be photos.
04/05/06: Boston driving Rule #1: Whatever the traffic laws may say -- The jackass in the rusty sh#%box always has the right of way."
04/04/06: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
04/03/06: Zzzzzzz.

March

03/31/06: Gary isn't dangerous, but he certainly is wily.
03/30/06: What's your Schlitz-uation?
03/29/06: Finally. A deity that is both all powerful and tasty.
03/28/06: The stars are closer than you think.
03/27/06: Shushiesque shows bears in their natural habitat in Somerville.
03/24/06: Shatner's greatest performance since episode 12 of TJ Hooker.
03/23/06: A tank on Amazon.com? OK. Funny. The customer reviews? Hilarious.
03/22/06: JohnEboy (see message #3017.13) celebrates spring with God's gift to men: sonar.
03/21/06: Dead animals. Used jock straps. Human heads. You want'em. eBay's got 'em.
03/20/06: If you smell something, don't blame the stripper.
03/17/06: The Simpsons are in 3D. Again.
03/16/06: Elmo like Condi.
03/15/06: Now you can let your children watch Pulp Fiction.
03/14/06: It's a fact: If you wear bellbottoms you tuck left.
03/13/06: This helpful FAQ explains the existence of God.
03/10/06: Former homeowners loved earthtones.
03/09/06: The Bing Bong Brothers have something to show you. (WARNING: May not be appropriate for work.)
03/08/06: Metronaps would like you to sleep on the job.
03/07/06: Soxaholic explains the difference between fun and rooting for the Red Sox.
03/06/06: Beverages for the economical drunkard.
03/03/06: Movie trailer remix blowout!!! We've got Brokeback to the Future!! The Empire Brokeback!! Top Gun II!! Big!! Sleepless!! and more!!!
03/02/06: Rocketboom asks the tough question.
03/01/06: Congratulations. Your poop don't stink.

February

02/28/06: Anagrams and more anagrams on the MBTA.
02/27/06: Your time= $13.34/hour.
02/24/06: Jen at Jenny Sais Quoi suggests that you not annoy old women and priests.
02/23/06: Arrogant Bastard Ale is not very fond of you.
02/22/06: "Toothpaste for Dinner" has some advice for the dog.
02/22/06: Evan at "Life Is Sweet In the Fenway" is getting sleepy.
02/22/06: "Commuterrant" will tell you the good news.
02/22/06: Sushiesque is worried about wolves and sheep getting along.
02/22/06: Jerry is not fond of moths.

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